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New Motorcycle - Stylish

Du@ Noor — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:42:21 GMT

Tum Saath Nibhana Kiya Jano

Du@ Noor — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:40:30 GMT

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Tum Aag Lagana Seekh Gaye

Tum Aag Bujhana Kiya Jano

Tum Dil Ko Jalana Seekh Gaye

Tum Dil Ko Lagana Kiya Jano

So Baar Agar Tum Rootho Ge

Hum Tumko Mana Hi Leite Hain,

Eik Baar Agar Hum Rooth Gaye

Tum Humko Manana Kiya Jano

Do Qadam Chale Phir Chor Diya

Jo Ehad Kiya Woh Torr Diya ,

Tum Saathi Badaltay Rehte Ho

Tum Saath Nibhana Kiya Jano

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_BaaWafa_

Du@ Noor — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:26:36 GMT

Batao kya mila tum ko bhala hum say khafa ho kar

Suna hai tum bhi pareshan ho hum say juda ho kar

Qasoor aakhir tumhara tha yah mera tha khuda jaane

Kabhi yeh baat soochain ge phir say ek jagha ho kar

Abhi tuk yaad hai hum ko tumhara woh haseen wada

Na tum jee paao ge dunya main hum say bewafa ho kar

Jo hain boondain in aankhon main mohabbat ki hain sooghatain

Yahi to tohfe mile hain hum ko tum say �baawafa� ho ker

_Nadamaat_

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:37:29 GMT

Apne maazi ke tasawwur se haraasaan hoon main

Apne guzre hue ayyam se nafrat hai mujhe

Apni bekaar tamannaa�on pe sharminda hoon

Apni be-sood ummeedon pe nadaamat hai mujhe...

Mere maazi ko andhere main dabaa rehne do

Mera maazi meri zillat ke siwaa kuch bhi nahi

Meri ummeedon ka haasil, meri kaawish ka silaa

Ek be-naam azzi�yyat ke siwa kuch bhi nahi...

Kitni bekaar ummeedon ka sahaara le kar

Main ne aiwaan sajaaye thai kisi ki khaatir

Kitni be-rabt tamannaa�on ke mubaham ...

Sardar

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:32:25 GMT

sardar's son was filling out an application form.

there was a question about mother tongue.

Son: abba ethay ki likan?

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Sardar: likh day puttar....very long!

Jh00laa Ch00ri

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:29:05 GMT

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Ram Sing - Thaaa

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:21:03 GMT

پنجاب کے علاقے میں پاک بھارت سرحد پر جھڑپیں جاری تھیں۔ بھارتی فوج سکھوں پر مشتمل تھی۔ ...

Conclusion

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:15:01 GMT

A Sardar teacher was discussing "cockroach" in his class. He cuts of one leg of the cockroach and says,

"chal", cockroach walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks again.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."

Finally he wrote the conclusion.. .... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it become deaf......"

Nanha Mehmaan

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:07:34 GMT

Sardarni (sharmate huay):Sardar g saadey kaar ik nanha mehmaan aan wala ay.

Sardar: Le fir men zara nass k botlaan le awan..

Dil hi Shola hai

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:06:02 GMT

Rooh baychain hai ek dil ki azziyat kiya hai

Dil hi shola hai to phir Soz-e-mohabbat kiya hai

Woh mujhay bhool gayi, iss ki shikayat kiya hai

Ranj to yeh hai keh ro ro kay bhulaya hoga

Jhuk gayee hogi jawan sal umangon ki jabin

Chah gaya hoga dhuwan ghoom gayee hogi zameen

Mit gayee hogi lalek , doob gaya hoga yaqeen

Apnay pehlay hi gharonday ko jo dhaya hoga

Dil ney kuch aisey bhi afsaney sunaye hongey

Ashk aankhon ney piye or na bahaye hongay

Band kamrey mein jo ...

Rog kaisa laga liya main ne

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:58:18 GMT

Sub ko dushman bana liya main ne

Aap say dil laga liya main ne

Dil ne khowahish to ki bahakne ki

Kaise dil ko mana liya main ne

Her taraf raaste main kante thay

Kaise daamen bacha liya main ne

Neend aati naheen hai aankhon main

Rog kaisa laga liya main ne

Ounchay louug

Du@ Noor — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:46:52 GMT

*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*

Jo louug ounchi jaghoon pe kharaay hote hain,

unhan zeeiyada toufaan or andhiyon ka muqabla karna parta hai

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Nafs ki zilat ;;;

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:38:46 GMT

Kisi ko tum chahoo aur woh tumhain

Thukra day yeh uski badnaseebi hai

koi tumhain na chahay aur tumusko zabardasti

apna banana chaho yeh tumharay nafs ki zilat hai

===ankh na khuli===

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:05:26 GMT

kal fursat na mili tu kia karoo gay

itni muhlat na mili tu kia karo gay

roz bhar detay ho ansuu se humari ankhain

kal agar yeh ankhain hi na khuli kya karo gay

Sardar jeeee

Du@ Noor — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:47:46 GMT

Sardar Je:Kal raat poray 3 hrs aik film dekhi na koi awaz thi na hi pic...

Friend:movie ka naam kia tha?

Sardar Jee:No Disc inserted

Fatherly Sardar

Du@ Noor — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:47:03 GMT

Sardar Jee Ko Aik Hi Mazmoon (Essay) Yad Tha My Friend Jab

Woh Paper Denay Kay Liye Beth Gaya Waha Mazmoon Tha My Father Aab Sardar Jee Kia Likhta Hai.......

"I M V Fatherly Person I Have Many Fathers Some Are Males Some Are Females but My Father Is My Neighbour"

~RacE~

A.d.n.a.n — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:05:32 GMT

Gadhoo ki RaCE

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A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:14:52 GMT

Ansoo ko bohat samjhaya tanhai main aya karo

Mehfil main humara mazak na uraya karoo

ispar ansu tapak kar bola

itnay logo mai apko tanha patay hain is liye chalay atay hain

ALLAH ka shukur

Du@ Noor — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:54:54 GMT

Qazi Shareeh farmatay hain:

Mere uppar jub koii musibut nazil hoti hai tu main ess musibut per ALLAH ka char bar shukr adda karta hoon.

Aik dafa_____ess liye k ess se ziyaddaa barii musibut nazil nahi huye

Dosri dafa___ess liye k ALLAH TALLAH ne mujhay uss pur sabaar karne ki toufeeq di

Teesri dafa__ess liye k ALLAH ne mujhe "INNALILAH HE WA INNA ALLEH-E-RAJIOON" parhnay ki toufeeq atta farmaye k sss ka ameez ajar-o-sawab hai.

Chothi dafa__ess liye ke yh azmaiesh ya musibut ...

Birthday Gift

A.d.n.a.n — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:54:08 GMT

Boy to his friend:mai apni girl friend ko kya gift doo

Friend: dikhnay mai kesi hai?

Boy: khoobsurat hai

Friend: us ko gift mai mera cell no. day day

Wish of Friend

A.d.n.a.n — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:01:21 GMT

I dropped a COIN in the Wishing WELL.

Then I prayed for a Smart and Intelligent Friend.

GOD gifted me u and said

Itnay Paisoo Ma Aesa hi Milay ga

khawab-------------

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:11:07 GMT

beta: mummy mai aksar yeh khawab dekhta hookah mera aikpaoo zameen per aur aik asman per hai.

mummy:is tarah k khawab na dekha karoo beta shalwar phat jay gee

bread with jam

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:34:33 GMT

a lady was standing onthe bus stop . a packet of pampers was in his hand

a faqeer came and said: baji ALLAH k name per kuch day do

Lady: i dont have change

Faqeer: yeh bread hi day do

Lady: kal ana jamlaga kar doo gee

nashai__________-

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:36:27 GMT

A nashai donate hi eyes

he said to dr. kah jis ko bhimeri ankhain dena yeh zaroor bata dena kah 2 sutay lagay baghair yeh ankhain nahinkhulain gee

chahat ki had----

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:31:30 GMT

agar raat ko koi chahat ki had kar day

muhabat se apki gardan per kis kar day

aur apko karwat badlanay per majboor kar day

tu woh yaqeenan "machar" hi ho ga

Demagh ya gobbar

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:36:41 GMT

Wife(ghussay main): tumharay demagh mai tu sirf gobbar bhara hoa hai

Husband (piyaar se):tu phir itna dair se kha kyoon rahee ho

----Gentleman--------

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:33:51 GMT

Lady patient:dr. plz call my husband inside.

DR. :trust me i am a gentleman

Laday:no dr. ur nurse is sitting outside alone

and my husband is not a gentleman

Mayoos lot jana ho ga

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:11:57 GMT

abhi jo tum laut kar phir meray dar per ay ho

yeh tum se keh dia kis n

yeh dukh hum seh nahi saktay

kaha hai yeh tum se kisne

k tum bin hum bohat roy hain

k tum bin hum n soay hain

suno yeh ghor se jana!

agr beetay hoay lamhoo ko

tum n wapis lana hai

humari zindagi mai humain phir wapis bulana hai

mujhe afsoos hai k tum

bohat mayoos loto gay

agar tum janana chaho

k aisa q kia hum n

yeh dukh kyoo seh lia hum n

to sun lo ghor se jana!

[purani ehd-e-wafa ki ...

===achoo ko bhula detay hain==

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:07:15 GMT

hum mai kya hai k humainkoi yaad karay

log tu achay achay ko bhula detay hain

teray shehar ka dekha hai yeh asool

giray pata tu darakht jala detay hain

----------YaaD----

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:02:59 GMT

usay mai yaad ata hoon magar fursat k lamhoon mai

Magar yeh bat bhi sach hai usay fursat nahin milti

__MukhliS-

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:01:03 GMT

janay kis baat pe usnay mujhe chora hai Faraz

Main tu mukhlis tha kisi MAA ki duaoo ki tarah

Mujhko Yun Sila Dena

Du@ Noor — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:52:29 GMT

Toot kar zara daikho . . .

Tum agar Bikhar jao,

Baibasi mei ghir jao. . .

Dilse ek sada dena..

Bus mujhe bula lena..

Mai tumhain sumbhalon ga..

Zindagi mai chalne ka . . .

Raasta badalne ka..

Ek hunar sikha dunga . .

Phir naya hosla dunga . .

Or Jab sumbhal jao..

Roshni mai dhal jao..

Mujhko yun sila dena..

Tum mujhe . . .

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Bhula dena . . .

@@@rothnay ki adat nahin rahi@@@

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:31:54 GMT

sapno se dil lagany ki adat nahin rahe

her waqt muskarany ki adat nahin rahi

yeh soch kar k humainkoi manany nahin ay ga

ab humain rooth janay ki aadat nahin rahi

i really like

sehr — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 01:20:19 GMT

waoooo i really like this one

what is EMAAN?

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:28:42 GMT

once a man asked fromProphet S.A.W " what is Emaan?"

HE replied:when ur good deeds make u happy and

ur bad deeds make u sad

U have EMAAN.

dont talk at time of AZAAN

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:26:33 GMT

stop talking at the time of AZAN

coz jo AZAAN khamooshi se nahin sunta

maut k waqt uski zaban per kalmah jari nahin hota

!!!!!eK LAFz!!!!!!!

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:24:08 GMT

Ek harf tasali ka

ek lafz muhabat ka

khud apnay liye us n

likha tu bohat roya

pehlay bhi skhikistoo pe

khai thee shikist us n

lakin woh teray hathoo

hara u bohat roya

itna asan bhi na tha

hasti se guzar jana

utra jo samandar mai

tu darya bohat roya

jo shakhs na roya kabhi

tapti hoee rahoo mai

deewar k say mai

betha tu bohat roya

tauluq toota nahi kartay

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:19:31 GMT

main sun k uski sub batain

faqat itna hi kahta ho

khafa hona mana lena

yeh sadiyon ki rawayat hai

muhabat ki alamat hai

gilay shikway karoo mujh se

tumhaina yara ijazat hai

magar ik bat meri bhi

zara tum yaad rakhna

kabhi aisa bhi hota hai

huwain rukh badalti hain

khizain laut atee hain

khatain ho hi jatee hain

khata hona bhi mumkin hai

khafa hona bhimumkin hai

hamesha yaad rakhna tum

taulq rooth janay se

KABHI TOOTA NAHIN KARTAY

---Aik shakhs---

A.d.n.a.n — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:15:52 GMT

woh aik shakhs jis se shikayatin thee bohat

wohi azeez

us se muhabatain thee bohat

woh jab mila diloo mai koi talab hi na the

bichar gya tu humari zaroortain thee bohat

woh toun mila hai jaisay kabhi mila hi na tha

humari zaat per jis ki inayatin thee bohat

humain khud apnay yaroon n kar diya ruswa

k baat kuch bhi nahi thee wazahtain thee bohat

her ik mor per hum tootatay bikhartay rahay

humari rooh per tanha qayamtain thee bohat

love has no limit

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:31:37 GMT

while dad was plishing his new car

his 4 year old son picked a stone and scratches the side of the car

in anger dad grip his hand and and hit it many times not realizing he is using wrench

at the hospityal his child said dad when willmy finger will grow again?

dad was so sad he went back and kicked his car a lot times

he looked at the scratches child wrote" dad i love you"

_Muhabbat_

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:00:55 GMT

logo n usay meri muhabat samjh liya

woh mujhe jan se piayar tha bas..........

-----------faraz--------------

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:04:49 GMT

nahin woh shakhs muqadar mai phir bhimiltay hain faraz

bara purlutf lagta hai muaqdar ko saza dena..........

Sheeshay se BaNi iK LarKi

A.d.n.a.n — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:09:11 GMT

Sheeshay se bani ek larki

Patthar ke nagar mein aayi

Woh dhoond rahi thi moti

Aur patthar se takraayi

Sheeshay se bani ek larki

Patthar ke nagar mein aayi

Sheeshay se bani yeh larki

Is baat se hai anjaani

Jab rait chamakti hai to

Lagti hai door se paani

Yeh phool hain sab kaaghaz ke

Lekin woh samajh na paayi

Sheeshay se bani ek larki

Patthar ke nagar mein aayi

Woh dhoond rahi thi moti

Aur patthar se takraayi

Sheeshay se bani larki se

Keh ...

$$$$-shatranj__-$$$$

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:54:36 GMT

pathar tha magr baraf k goloo ki tarha tha

ik shaks andheroo mai ujaloo ki tarah tha

khawaboo ki tarah tha na khayaloo ki tarah tha

woh ilm-e-riyazi k sawaloo ki tarah tha

uljha hoa aisa kabhi hal na ho paya

suljha hoa aisa k misaloo ki terha tha

woh mil tu gya tha per apna hi muqadar

shatranj ki uljhi hoee chaloo ki tarah tha

woh rooh mai khushboo ki terha ho gya tehleel

jo bohat door chand k haloo ki terha tha

badnam na ho gay~~~

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:47:00 GMT

milan ki arzu karna

safar ki justaju karna

jo tum mayoos ho jaoo

tu mujh se guftagoo karna

yeh aksar ho bhi jata hai

k koi kho bhi jata hai

muqadar ko sataoo gay

tu phir yeh soo bhi jata hai

agar tum hosla rakhoo

wafa k silsilay rakhoo

jo tum se pyar kar bethay

un se rabta rakhoo

mai yeh daway se kehtee ho

kabhi nakam n ho gay

muhabbat ko samajh jaoo

kabhi badnam na ho gay

!!!!chor gya!!!

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:27:51 GMT

woh apna aks sabhi ainoo mai chor gya

bicharnay wala jo yadien diloo mai chor gya

woh le raha tha meri muhabbat ka imtiehan

chiragh de kar mujhe andhiyoon mai chor gya

~~~Mohsin~`

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:22:54 GMT

us n jab jab jab bhi dil se pukara mohsin

main n tab tab yeh btaya k tumhara moshin

log sadiyon ki khataoo per bhi khush bastay hain

humain lamhoo ki wafaoo n ujara mohsin

jab a gya ho yaqen woh nahin ay ga

gham aur anso n dil ko diya sahar mohsin

woh tha pas tab jeenay ko bhi dil karta tha

ab tu pal bhi guzara nahin hota mohsin

usko pana tu mukadar ki lakeero mai nahi

uska khana bhi karain kaisay gawara mohsin

Tere Ishq Mein (Beautiful Sufi S0ng)

Du@ Noor — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:11:33 GMT

!Na Khuda !

Du@ Noor — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:27:46 GMT

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Acha? yaqeen nahin hai tou kashtii daboo k daikh

Ek tu he Na'Khuda nahin Zalim!!! Khuda bhi hai

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hazrat ALI RAZI ALLAH TALAH UNHA

A.d.n.a.n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:15:37 GMT

hazrat ALi ka kool hai : kah jab mujhe ALLAH se baat karna ho tu mai nimaz perhta hoo

jab

ALLaH n mujh se baat karna ho tu mai Quran perhta hoo.